Heroine Prior of the Divergent series / WED 6-15-22 / Epitome of slowness / Start of a punny quip with two correct answers / Where shampoo was invented / Come under fire literally or figuratively / Fictional character who dreams about Heffalumps

Constructor: Rob Baker Relative difficulty: Medium-Challenging THEME:  a quip puzzle with an either/or square at the end...  — the quip is...